Pitchforks

I feel like if I write anything at all today I'll sound like a Debbie Downer. The stuff I choose to read is so damn infuriating. It's like I want to grab my pitchfork in a populist uprising.

But the pitchfork, as we sometimes forget, is primarily an agricultural tool used for pitching hay. I'm not sure what I'm getting at really, but after you pick up a pitchfork, you can probably decide to do something more constructive with it if you want.

However, once you build a shoe cannon, there's really only one good use for that.