Friday, June 06, 2008

True Love Shorts

I always believed that K-Mart clothes could prevent you from getting laid. Apparently, this is a selling point now. This new line of K-Mart sweatshorts, which some are calling chastity shorts, feature a drawstring waist and are available in five colors with the abstinence slogan "true love waits" stamped across the ass or front pocket.

If you ask me, they look way too easy to get off.

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