Wednesday, December 16, 2009


Stephen Colbert explains how Prescott Financial and Glenn Beck help you by frightening you:

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I want to tell Beck and his sponsors that I prayed on it before they preyed on me. God said I should avoid those guys and send my gold to Cats For Gold. I'm pretty sure they're legit -- why else would God recommend them? And I've been wanting a few cats anyway.

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