The Daily Dorkmonger

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Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Viva Steele!

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No way could I let this story slip past the Dorkmonger. The "family values" Republican National Committee, headed by Chairman Mich...
Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Super Size Me

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A new "study" claims that over the past 1000 years the size of food portions depicted in "Last Supper" paintings has ste...
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Monday, March 29, 2010

The Learnin' Channel

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TLC has officially jumped the shark. Well, they were headed for the jump for a while. Kind of like KFC, their three letter acronym has no me...
Sunday, March 28, 2010

Screw the Pope

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"A Vatican official was asked this week that if allowing priests to marry would solve the problem. He said, 'That’s ridiculous, you...
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Thursday, March 25, 2010

No You Can't (Featuring John Boehner)

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I saw this brilliant YouTube video on Countdown tonight, and I can't help but think John Boehner's three loud words will be the icon...
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Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Prom Has Changed

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"Due to the distractions to the educational process," the administration at Itawamba Agricultural High School in Fulton, Mississip...
Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Abandoning the Debate

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In the last four days there have been five separate attacks on Democratic party offices apparently by right wing extremists. Since the 2008 ...
Monday, March 22, 2010

The Death Tweeter

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Gawker has the scoop on one of the dummies who tweeted Obama death threats last night. His name is Jay Martin and he sounds apologetic and ...
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Sunday, March 21, 2010

Almost a Law

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Over the past year I've had my doubts, but it finally happened. The House has narrowly approved the healthcare bill . And although I...
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Friday, March 19, 2010

Criminal Mastermind Fail

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"Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead." - Benjamin Franklin. And one could keep a secret, if he's not a cocky idio...
Wednesday, March 17, 2010

It's Ugly Out There

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I wish this was a post about the weather, but it's more like a post about the atmosphere... the ugly atmosphere surrounding health care ...
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Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Welfare Queens and Cadillacs

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This is not what I think of when I think of hunger in America: "At first, I thought, 'Why should I be on food stamps?'" s...
Sunday, March 14, 2010

Is Our Children Learning?

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"Hey everybody! It's Leif Erikson Day!" That's how my nephew suddenly interrupted the dinner conversation the other night....
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Saturday, March 13, 2010

Theodore C. Olbermann, 1929-2010

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Keith Olbermann's father died today. I guess this won't seem like much of a blog post, but it felt necessary. I have been following...
Thursday, March 11, 2010

Spring Cleaning

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I did something I haven't done in a few years: changed my blog layout. Take a quick look if you've been reading by RSS feed. It'...
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Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Exhuming McCarthy

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"Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?" Those are the famous words of Joseph N. Welc...
Tuesday, March 09, 2010

Hybrid from Hell

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On a California interstate highway yesterday, a Toyota Prius with a "stuck" accelerator hit 94mph before the driver could bring it...
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Monday, March 08, 2010

The Splice Job

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This is why I read blogs. They relentlessly set the record straight when mainstream news outlets will not. A few months ago, the MSM and the...
Sunday, March 07, 2010

Pimp My Ride

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Health care reform won't be worth crap if it doesn't cover a steampunked chair with vodka and cranberry juice pumps. Seriously, I ha...
Thursday, March 04, 2010

RNC Playbook

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Remember that Brady Bunch episode where Marcia's boyfriend from a rival school steals Greg's football playbook? Yeah, well, these t...
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