No way could I let this story slip past the Dorkmonger. The "family values" Republican National Committee, headed by Chairman Michael Steele,
spent nearly $2000 of donor money at a lesbian bondage-themed strip club in West Hollywood. Apparently, conservative Christians like to conduct business while naked women simulate sex in nets hung from above.
Hmm... but what do I title my blog post? Risque Business? Republinatrix? Balls of Steele? Beating the Party Whip? Oh hell, I can't compete with the Daily Show. Presenting
2 Girls 1 GOP:
Although it's easy for Democrats to speculate whether Steele will be fired, we all know he's not the true RNC leader. He might make decisions about how to spend their donor money. He might push the party deeper into
deficit spending with his
lavish ways. But we have seen time and time again that the real leaders of the Republican party are Rush Limbaugh, Sarah Palin, Glenn Beck and Fox News. They decide the agenda and ignite their reactionary base.
The RNC won't fire Steele. They can't. Because in their minds, keeping him around
proves that
they aren't racists! Besides, to bloggers everywhere, Michael Steele is the gift that keeps on giving. So I say, "Viva Steele!"
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