Here are two names I haven't seen in the news in a while: Tonya Harding and Amy Fisher. They will battle in a new FOX Celebrity Boxing special to air on March 13. I think a more interesting match would have been Tonya Harding versus Nancy Kerrigan, but I guess FOX will take what they can get.

Have you ever met one of those annoying guys who constantly mentions the fact that he doesn't even own a television? Next time I run into someone like that online, I have the perfect response: "Ooooh so you're the guy I read about in this article."

Remember I made that one-muppet-post-a-year rule back in October? Well, since it's a new year, I guess I'm due for a muppet post. Take the what muppet are you quiz. I am "Rowlf: You don't draw attention to yourself much, preferring to keep your cool and stay in the background." Hmm... yeah, that does kind of sound like me!

How would you like to live in The "Ultima" Tower, a two-mile high sky city with the efficient structure of a termite's nest!

Am I hearing voices in my head or the new "ventriloquist" technology? This new technology can project a beam of sound so that only one person can hear it.

Whose blog is this? She seems so familiar. Oh wait, it's just randomly generated teen drivel.

Here is a site that has everything you've ever wanted to know about Happy Drinking Birds.

Here is an article to boggle your mind: Are There Other Universes? I suppose you could also ask, is there even one universe?

I just watched the lamest movie I've ever seen. I didn't even watch the whole thing.... but enough to see that it was neither funny nor scary.

The SoloTrek XFV isn't exactly the hover chair I've been hoping for, but it's a step in the right direction.

Shift.com (a site I had never even heard of before), has come up with their list of The Top 25 Web Personalities, or the rock stars of the web as they put it. Hmmm... I guess they haven't heard of me either!

Here is an interesting article about Space Elevators. Maybe the idea of moon vacations isn't too crazy after all.