The Daily Dorkmonger

I am feeling jolly. Maybe this Christmas season isn't as fun packed as last year's -- friends are out of work and on tight budgets -...

This post started as a list of ten dorky gifts under $10, but the truth is that I wouldn't want to receive most of this stuff, it's ...

...And yet if some city renames their "Christmas parade" to a "holiday parade," the tradition will certainly be destorye...

Senator John Kerry was on Meet the Press with a message that all Democrats should be pushing every day in front of every camera: Visit msnbc...

"In a free society we're supposed to know the truth. In a society where truth becomes treason, then we're in big trouble. And ...

I had almost forgotten about the World's Worst Teacher . Back in 2008, kindergarten teacher Wendy Portillo at Morningside Elementary in ...

I'm thankful for my family, friends, food, peaceful life, and the internet -- because it brings me stuff like this: ( YouTube video .) H...

Who caught a glimpse of the new Fox News slogan on The Simpsons last night? "Fox News: Not Racists, But #1 With Racists." Okay, s...

I've been waiting 13 years for this. It was 1997 when a friend and I went to a newly remodeled AMC theater. Got our tickets, found our t...

Oh, so it's out? Decision Points by George W. Bush is not only on the shelves but also a best seller on Amazon.com. Bush's memoir i...

You know you're old if you ever made an ashtray in elementary school art class. When smoking was commonplace, every kid had a parent or ...

What does the march of tyranny sound like? Left! Right! Left! Right! Left! Right! ( bengarrison.com )

I always thought the whole "master of disguise" plot device was unrealistic, cheap, and best suited for Scooby Doo mysteries. But ...

The election -- I don't want to talk about it. But I will say that at least in California we avoided that bored millionaire running for ...

"Hi, I'm Larry, this is my brother Mohammed, and this is my other brother Mohammed!" — Lost episode of Newhart. Or not. So Bil...

" BREAKING: Comedy Central estimating the attendance at the #rallyforsanity to be somewhere between 1,500 and 4 billion." — Fake_...

Do not let your mild disappointments with President Obama keep you from voting next week. ( YouTube video .)

Or at least that's his name: ( Babelgum video .)

Here in California, ballot propositions grow like weeds. You may remember our infamous "stop the gays from marrying" prop from 200...

It's time for the Wheel of Fortune host to buy a clue. First let me say I had no idea Pat Sajak had added conservative blogging to his r...