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Friday, May 28, 2010

What Might Be Right For You May Not Be Right For Some

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Gary Coleman died today at age 42. As everybody knows, he was the child superstar of Diff'rent Strokes , a TV sitcom that ran from 1978...
Thursday, May 27, 2010

Taking Their Government Back

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America is speaking out on the House Republicans' new taxpayer-funded web site. And boy, we sure are funny , but I doubt that's wha...
Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Simon Says

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I allow myself one American Idol post per season. This is it. Yes, it was the season finale tonight. Spoiler alert! As if you care -- Lee De...
Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Goldmine for Goldline

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A while back I wrote about The Lightning-Rod Man by Herman Melville: Door-to-door salesman are not part of our modern world, but we can st...
Monday, May 24, 2010

And You Know What? Chicken Butt!

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Voters dressed in chicken costumes are banned from Nevada polling sites this year. Were poultry costumes at the polls ever really a problem...
Thursday, May 20, 2010

Meet Rand

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I know my blog posts have been a little sparse this month. I'm not sure what my problem is. Maybe I've caught that infectious anti-i...
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Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Lee Harvey Oswald's Fave Teacher

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An Alabama geometry teacher decided to teach a lesson about straight lines and angles using a real world example: assassinating the presiden...
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Monday, May 17, 2010

Save us Aquaman!

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SNL missed the obvious solution -- tampons: Okay, so now that we've all had a good laugh, I have to say that this entire oil spill disas...
Thursday, May 13, 2010

Nazi Tourette's

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It's like the game "Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon," except there's just one degree and Kevin Bacon is Hitler. The Daily Show ...
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Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Hallelujah!

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Ranked as one of the 50 most extraordinary churches by Bored Panda, this little California church is either unabashedly honest about who th...
Monday, May 10, 2010

Environmental Studies 101

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I took one environmental studies class in college. It was to fulfill a general education requirement, and the year was... somewhere post Exx...
Wednesday, May 05, 2010

He Will Survive

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Conan O'Brien is legally prohibited from being funny on television , but I'll be seeing him tonight live (and hopefully funny) in Sa...
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Tuesday, May 04, 2010

Bye Bye Birdie

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Whenever the topic of renewable energy is brought up -- and it will be brought up a lot in the coming years -- the anti-environmentalist typ...
Friday, April 30, 2010

Separation of Oil and State

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I'm sure Stephen Colbert wasn't the only one exercising his denial defense mechanisms after learning about the Earth Day oil spill ...
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Thursday, April 29, 2010

He'll Realize the Irony Soon

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I happen to be a big fan of the Hitler Downfall parodies on YouTube -- much to the confusion of my Facebook friends who became awkwardly si...
Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Unhappy Meals

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"It's a great country, but it's a strange culture. ... This has got to be the only country in the world that could ever come up...
Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Memoirs of the Decider

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George W. Bush's memoir, written in crayon I assume, will have the funny title Decision Points . Here's one famous decision point th...
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Monday, April 26, 2010

It's a Dry Fascism

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Arizona’s SB1070 has been rightfully dubbed the "show me your papers" immigration law. The law, which was signed Friday by Gov. J...
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Thursday, April 22, 2010

How to Wuss Out

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Angry celebrities, violent ginger kids, and Mecha Streisand are about to destroy South Park and all anyone wants to know is, "Who is Er...
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Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Tiger Chooses Nickelback Over Family

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Hello there, I'm Mike. I'm a guest blogger today. So, I saw this headline. Tiger Chooses Nickelback Over Family , which in turn rea...
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