The Daily Dorkmonger

"You're either on the bus, or you're off the bus." — Ken Kesey Sarah Palin, the quitter who keeps on quitting , isn't...

Happy Thanksgiving!

"Fear not the path of truth for the lack of people walking on it." — Robert F. Kennedy, 1925 - 1968 From the mouth of Dana Perino,...

Last night I watched the Late Show with David Letterman for a change of pace (yes, changing the channel qualifies as a change of pace). Anyw...

When I first heard that the GOP was considering a purity pledge for candidates , I assumed they were reacting to recent sex scandals . But n...

It's a slippery slope. First TSA takes our babies ( or not ) and then they take our snowglobes . Both contain liquid, but only the snowg...

"I'm just a normal kid like you, except I ask questions." — Eric Cartman I guess everybody can impersonate Glenn Beck now -- ...

It's a great achievement of the Internet. The number of idiots doubles every 18 months. In a few short years we will reach the idiolari...

Does Fox News just not care anymore? Are they not even trying to be real journalists? Why does it take a comedy show to reveal that Fox'...

I procrastinated digging through the shit pile of misinformation surrounding Major Nidal Malik Hasan, the gunman who killed 13 at Fort Hood ...

Saturday Night Live hasn't made me laugh since the last time Tina Fey impersonated Sarah Palin. But last night's SNL intro was funny...

A year ago it felt like a new world was upon us. Barack Obama won that anxiety inducing election, and we all dodged the McCain/Palin bullet...

I'm starting to feel a little guilty about my light-hearted swine flu posts earlier this year . I'm afraid that karma is going to bi...

Turn up the sound and watch closely: ( YouTube video ) Happy Halloween!

On October 30, 1938, the Martians invaded New Jersey. Since I thought hoax week 2009 was so much fun, I decided to experience the greatest...

Maybe Adam Lambert is trying to save money on a costume this Halloween? The overly dramatic American Idol runner-up will be going as a ...

Not to be a real downer or anything, but it's about time our country started talking about Afghanistan again. But who to listen to? I...

What started 70 trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion years ago got really funny on ABC's Nightline this past ...

( YouTube video ) From New Scientist : The fungus now decimating frog populations around the world does its damage by impairing the animals...

From BBC News : Five women were paraded naked, beaten and forced to eat human excrement by villagers after being branded as witches in India...