The Daily Dorkmonger

What lies beneath the keys on your keyboard? Well, it's probably pretty gross. I still don't understand how a rat can get stuck in ...

I have nothing against video games like this , but when will a video game company cater to the desires of female gamers like me?

Finally, the origins of the smiley have been unearthed. :-)

Where were all the vibrating toys when I was a kid?

Greece has banned all electronic games . And they're not just talking about the violent ones. The ban even applies to chess and the stan...

Check out the Top 500 web sites. Nope, The Daily Dork Monger is not on the list, but Neopets is!

Will a RoboShop be coming to a neighborhood near you any time soon?

Yay! I think I'll celebrate National Slackerday today even though I'm American.

I'm glad I was nowhere near Santana Row today. The new upscale housing and shopping center is on fire. So far, there have been no injur...

A mushroom hunter ( snicker ) stumbled upon 101 garden gnomes in a forest in southwest France . The police are baffled.

This is just creepy. Airport security screeners may soon try to read the minds of travelers to identify terrorists. I guess I have one more...

Oh, I am so shocked! The romance that bloomed on the ABC reality show "The Bachelor" seems to be going sour .

I swear, I will never fly again. I'm not scared of the terrorists; I'm scared of the airport security. The brave security at Los Ang...

How sad. Edsger Wybe Dijkstra 1930 - 2002 Professor Edsger Wybe Dijkstra, a noted pioneer of the science and industry of computing, died af...

If you haven't already heard, GRACE, the Social Robot , exceeded all expectations performing basic human tasks at The American Associat...

Hello fellow dorkasheadaposelicalsoars! Don't bother looking up that word because I just created it with the Random Word Generator .

What were those F-16s chasing ? "It was this object, this light-blue object, traveling at a phenomenal rate of speed," Rogers...

Oh, does this remind you of anybody's computer? Somebody we know maybe?

Scientists reveal the secret of cuddles . How sweet.

I can't stop looking at these pictures . But isn't this what the Internet was made for?