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Will a RoboShop be coming to a neighborhood near you any time soon?

Yay! I think I'll celebrate National Slackerday today even though I'm American.

I'm glad I was nowhere near Santana Row today. The new upscale housing and shopping center is on fire. So far, there have been no injur...

A mushroom hunter ( snicker ) stumbled upon 101 garden gnomes in a forest in southwest France . The police are baffled.

This is just creepy. Airport security screeners may soon try to read the minds of travelers to identify terrorists. I guess I have one more...

Oh, I am so shocked! The romance that bloomed on the ABC reality show "The Bachelor" seems to be going sour .

I swear, I will never fly again. I'm not scared of the terrorists; I'm scared of the airport security. The brave security at Los Ang...

How sad. Edsger Wybe Dijkstra 1930 - 2002 Professor Edsger Wybe Dijkstra, a noted pioneer of the science and industry of computing, died af...

If you haven't already heard, GRACE, the Social Robot , exceeded all expectations performing basic human tasks at The American Associat...

Hello fellow dorkasheadaposelicalsoars! Don't bother looking up that word because I just created it with the Random Word Generator .

What were those F-16s chasing ? "It was this object, this light-blue object, traveling at a phenomenal rate of speed," Rogers...

Oh, does this remind you of anybody's computer? Somebody we know maybe?

Scientists reveal the secret of cuddles . How sweet.

I can't stop looking at these pictures . But isn't this what the Internet was made for?

Is this the robot I've been dreaming of? It can actually fetch a can of coke!

I used to think that peanut butter and potato chips was a crazy snack, but then I read Utterly Outrageous Recipes . Fish and Peanut Butter S...

I'm lucky I've never had a job this bad: True Porn Clerk Stories .

Here are the 2002 winners of The Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest . The contest was inspired by this famous opening sentence written by Edward ...

US planning to recruit one in 24 Americans as citizen spies . Yeah, those are the headlines. You think it's a hoax? Well, I suggest you ...