tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3150960.post8780897015793361349..comments2024-02-05T02:02:32.038-08:00Comments on The Daily Dorkmonger: Stupidest Post EverKristenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11926081156633887115noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3150960.post-11620387114193678842009-04-03T00:21:00.000-07:002009-04-03T00:21:00.000-07:00I guess I couldn't remember the word "escargot." I...I guess I couldn't remember the word "escargot." I should have remembered the joke my brother told me when I was a kid: A snail goes into the shop to get his car painted. He says he wants a big 'S' painted on the side. The guy asks why, and the snail says, "so when people see me, they'll say look at that S car go!"<BR/><BR/>I know. Lame.Kristenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11926081156633887115noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3150960.post-59299848240389852242009-04-02T10:34:00.000-07:002009-04-02T10:34:00.000-07:00You see, blogging is much better. I know you well ...You see, blogging is much better. I know you well enough to empathize with your snail story because my mom ate snails in France (only there it's called <I>escargot</I> which sounds much better). Looking at the Gawker comments, it looks like you actually had the best of the best.<BR/><BR/>And you can color zebras. After all, zebras' eyes are bright red because they have the devil in them.People in the Sunhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06961234839608654790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3150960.post-68084722026319280242009-04-01T23:48:00.000-07:002009-04-01T23:48:00.000-07:00I just realized -- after others have told me about...I just realized -- after others have told me about their conversations on Omegle -- that sessions do not automatically end after 2 minutes or so? You mean all those people were disconnecting from me? Wow. I guess I better drop the simpleton act. Yes, that <I>was</I> an act I was putting on.Kristenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11926081156633887115noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3150960.post-49812474183773371982009-04-01T20:22:00.000-07:002009-04-01T20:22:00.000-07:00I just had a great conversation with a 17 yr old k...I just had a great conversation with a 17 yr old kid.<BR/><BR/>I think I filled him with hope and bullshit.HolyJuanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02657032956798346089noreply@blogger.com